The Hillier view on the state election . . . it’s as easy as ABC.
We’ll all head to the polling booths on Saturday to cast our votes in the state election.
What a wonderful experience that will be for all concerned!
So let me share my thoughts from A to Z on this earth-shattering day.
Absentee voting: It might just be my favourite form.
Barbecue: Election snags are good.
Care factor: My favourite candidate, Vote 1 Couldn’t.
Denis, Dan or Donkey: Don’t know, don’t care.
End: At last.
F: The editor wouldn’t let me do this one, as it may upset the candidates.
Greens: I eat mine, but would I vote for them?
Hillier, Kevin Phillip: No, I haven’t voted anywhere else today. Are you insane?
Informal voting: An interesting alternative but a wasted protest.
Junk mail: Will return to fill my letterbox, thank goodness.
Kale: The most talked about Green, for very good reason.
Liberal or Labor: Truth is, there’s little difference.
Manure: By the truckload. If only we could sell it.
Normal: What our lives, news services and newspapers can return to.
Ordinary: A good description of the candidates and the entire campaign.
Parties: Yes, let’s have a Christmas one.
Queue: Ok for concert tickets and food. But to vote?
Result: Won’t be known for days.
Safe: What our seats are in the west. But not our jobs. (I had to do one serious one)
TV coverage: Thanks, but no thanks.
Urologist: Who I’d rather see than ‘T’.
Volunteers: I hope you’re being paid plenty.
Wyndham: What will change?
Xmas: Can’t come quickly enough.
You: Because your vote could make a difference!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: And good night.
■ If you have any news or events, let me know at kevin@howdypartnersmedia.com.au
